As a Labour MP, I'm often chased down the road by very vocal Labour supporters. I welcome this level of passionate engagement. It's no cause for concern now that I have ten police officers escorting me to public engagements. The real threat comes from white working class people who used to vote Labour. As such, we're proposing new measures to criminalise far right activities such as expressing an opinion on the internet. Ideally, though, we need long term solutions which is why we're rewriting the national curriculum to teach white boys that they're the scum of the earth, and must pay reparations for their role in the slave trade. We will teach them about their white privilege and their toxic masculinity and encourage them to be gay or trans so that they won't reproduce. Of course, it's not just what this scum says on the internet that's the problem. Everything they do is racist and harms the planet, so we're taking steps to ensure they can't travel, and have to limit their racist activities to the one hour in the day when energy is affordable. (if the wind is blowing) The far right are pushing dangerous and irresponsible populist ideas such as managed immigration and affordable energy. They want to waste parliamentary time to talk about inward-looking domestic affairs instead of looking internationally at Gaza. We can't find the time to fix potholes when Jews are literally genociding the middle east. That's why we're holding a demonstration outside Starbucks this afternoon. Ultimately, the far right have got to accept that acid attacks, honour killings, stabbing epidemics, machete gangs, rape gangs, suicide bombs and ramming attacks are just part and parcel of living in the most successful multicultural society on earth. In any case, just as many white people do it. It's racist to notice Home Office data trends. I don't accept all this tosh about Labour not representing the working class any more. We're still going to win in places like Oldham, Rotherham and Bradford. We don't need or want white scum like you to voting for us. We understand the anger about grooming gangs but ultimately it's your own fault not not keeping your dirty little slags on a tighter leash. Rape gangs are just a symptom of the frustration felt by the Muslim community as they're subject to everyday Islamophobic microaggressions, such as being arrested for attempting to bomb a pop concert. As to the accusation that Islamists are in control, this is a dangerous conspiracy theory. Under Labour, we'll do everything they want before they even ask. We have shown that Islamists are not violent by rearranging parliamentary affairs to suit them. Even if this baseless accusation were true, Labour's plan for more safe and legal routes for desperate refugees fleeing war and persecution will ensure that Sharia law is the majority preference, and as democrats we will serve will of the people. Unless they want to stay out of the EU as well. Rest assured, Labour has changed. We've worked hard to root out antisemitism, but we will not allow the Tories to stamp out debate about filthy genocidal colonising zionist pigs. That's why I'll be tabling my final solution amendment this week in parliament. This is in line with what we've been hearing from hard working northern voters on the streets of Rochdale and Dewsbury. We stand with you.
